pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - MWPP - Conspiracy)
Thank you for your patience. I think I figured out part of what was giving me so much trouble: this chapter has a shit-ton of dialogue in it.

EXCERPT:
The feeling was hard to put into words. It was somewhere between a flutter and a tug, and he couldn't say whether it was in his belly or only in his mind.

The dormitory door opened behind him, and there it was again, just at the edge of his senses. Sirius smiled to himself, but didn't look up from his Transfiguration homework. He didn't have to.

"Hey, Moony."


Chapter 14: High-Strung
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
For those of you who don't know, I started writing this story over three years ago. I most sincerely apologise for how long it has taken me to get to the end of it. I am finishing it today as a birthday present to my betrothed, the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] chiv, who has been pestering me to get it done for almost as long as we have been together.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, [livejournal.com profile] chiv!

I've drawn threads from a lot of my other fics into the last few chapters, but I hope it all makes sense. The epilogue especially ended up having a lot more to do with Harry and Remus than the Weasley twins, but it's fanfic, and I go where it takes me. If it was an original story for publication, I might have been more vigilant about the focus. Anyway, I hope you enjoy the results.

Title: The Power of Two: A Tale of the Second War
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13 for character death and violence
Word Count: 34006 (COMPLETE!)
Genre: Drama, Gen (AU after OotP, but with some minor elements from HBP and DH included)
Characters: Fred, George, Molly, Arthur, Ginny and Ron Weasley, Remus Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Ernie Macmillan, Padma Patil, Colin Creevey, Alastor Moody, Nymphadora Tonks, Rubeus Hagrid, [Isaac] Ollivander, Nearly-Headless Nick, Severus Snape, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Frank Longbottom, Alice Longbottom, Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, Rabastan Lestrange, Fenrir Greyback, Narcissa Malfoy, Peter Pettigrew, St Mungo's Healer (OC), Eurydice MacEoghan (OC), Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Natalie Lupin (OC), John (OC), [Sir Anson Dubh (OC)]
Pairing(s): (peripheral only) Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Ernie/Luna, Peter/Madeleine (OC), Remus/Sirius, Harry/Neville
Synopsis: A tragic incident in Knockturn Alley sparks a series of events that will bring about the end of the second war.
Timeline: Autumn 1996 - Spring 1998
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies, or weak points in the plot and dialogue.

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* New
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
Title: The Power of Two, Ch. 11 - The Night Before
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 23697 (in progress)
Genre: Drama, AU
Characters: Fred, George, Arthur, Molly (this chapter)
Pairing(s): Harry/Ginny, Arthur/Molly (this chapter, peripheral)
Synopsis: A tragic incident in Knockturn Alley sparks a series of events that will bring about the end of the second war. This chapter: Arthur has a bedtime story for his grownup sons.
Timeline: Autumn 1996 - Spring 1998
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: I am pretty sure this chapter is not my best work ever, but in my defence it was written during a layover at an airport, and my seat was uncomfortable. This story is AU, diverging from canon after OotP. You will find no horcruxes here. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.


Excerpt:
"It doesn't look like much," he said skeptically.

"It isn't," said Fred with a grin. "That's the beauty of it, isn't it? They'll never see it coming. I can almost see the Prophet headline now. 'You-Know-Who Defeated by Joke-Shop Wand'."

(Chapter 11: The Night Before)

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Note: To find out what Harry, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Neville (and soon a few others) are up to during this chapter, please check out my spinoff, also called The Night Before.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
Only a couple more chapters to go! I can't believe I've let this story sit for as long as I have....

Title: The Power of Two, Ch. 10 - The Last Marauder
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 21515 (in progress)
Genre: Drama, AU
Warnings: Character death
Characters: Fred, George, Remus, Snape, Moody, Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Hagrid, Tonks (this chapter)
Pairing(s): Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione (this chapter, peripheral)
Synopsis: A tragic incident in Knockturn Alley sparks a series of events that will bring about the end of the second war. This chapter: The twins arrange for their fake wands to be tested, and Voldemort's whereabouts are finally discovered.
Timeline: Autumn 1996 - Spring 1998
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: This story is AU, diverging from canon after OotP. You will find no horcruxes here. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.


Excerpt:
It was Snape himself who replied. "I would not say that he 'trusted' me as his Secret-Keeper, but he has given me that dubious honour."

"And you're here to share it with us, is that right?" Moody scoffed. "We're meant to believe you're not just sending us off to an ambush like dimwitted sheep?"

Snape looked Moody right in his magical eye. "You'll have your proof. My information is good."

"What proof can you offer?"

"My life," Snape spat bitterly.


(Chapter 10: The Last Marauder)

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pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
I apologise most deeply and humbly for not updating this story for two years. It won't happen again.

Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Rating: PG
Word Count: 3391
Genre: Drama (AU, Post-OotP)
Characters: Fred, George, Harry, Ron, Ginny, Dumbledore, Hagrid, Padma Patil, Justin Finch-Fletchley, Luna Lovegood, Sir Anson Dubh (OC)
Pairing(s): Harry/Ginny (implied)
Synopsis: The twins take Harry aside for a chat about Voldemort, wand "colours" and money. Dumbledore's Army reforms with new training objectives.
Timeline: July - September 1997
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: This story is AU, diverging from canon after OotP, since I started writing it before HBP came out. You will find no horcruxes here. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. My other stories can be found here.

Previous Chapters:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]

(Dumbledore's Army)
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Badfic - Sparklypoo)
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Four - The D.T.U.C.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Rating: PG-13 for sexual references, language and some violence
Word Count: 10168 (complete!)
Genre: parody, fandom mock
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC), Marvola Elfynchyld (OC), Peter, Dumbledore, Special Agent Sam "Boggart" Humphries (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Maggie, Remus/Marvola, Peter/Madeleine
Synopsis: Maggie and Madeleine each try to get rid of the new girl at Hogwarts in their own way.
Timeline: September 1974
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me. Some of Agent Humphries' dialogue comes from the film The Maltese Falcon.
Author's Notes: The previous chapters now also include footnotes, which you may wish to backtrack and read, if you have not already. I would like to thank [livejournal.com profile] eskimosatan for allowing me to use the concept of the D.T.U.C. in my story. This chapter is dedicated to the memory of Humphry Bogart, a brilliant actor, who passed away fifty years and a couple of weeks ago. Feedback is my drug of choice. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. My other stories can be found here.

[Part One] [Part Two] [Part Three]

(Part Four - The D.T.U.C.)
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Badfic - Sparklypoo)
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Three: Glamour
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Rating: PG for some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, abusive punctuation, pairings of characters who hate one another, excessive magical ability, textbook description of a 'Sue
Word Count: 1942
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie (OC), Madeleine (OC), Marvola (OC), Peter, Remus, Sirius, James, Lily
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC, James/Lily
Synopsis: Madeleine and Maggie scour the Hogwarts library looking for something that will help them in their battle against the too-perfect, thoroughly annoying new girl.
Timeline: September, Marauders' 5th year
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Parts One and Two can be found on my webpage. Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies.


(Glamour)
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Badfic - Sparklypoo)
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! - Part Two: Marvola
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Rating: PG for allusion to sex and some language
Warnings: Chatspeak, anachronism, abusive punctuation, broken dress code, nauseating descriptions, gratuitous misspelling of "Voldemort", excessive magical ability, Sorting Hat's 'Sue song
Word Count: 2531
Genre: Crackfic, Fandom parody
Characters: Maggie (OC), Madeleine (OC), Louisa (OC), Marvola (OC), Hagrid, McGonagall, Remus, Sirius, James, Peter
Pairing(s): Remus/OC, Remus/'Sue OC, Peter/OC
Synopsis: A new girl arrives at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is.
Timeline: September 1, Marauders' 5th year
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Don't sue me, please.
Author's Note: Part One can be found here. Feedback is my drug of choice. Please let me know if this gave you a giggle. As usual, please report any errors or inconsistencies. This story is dedicated to [livejournal.com profile] babb_chronicles and all its giggle-inducing, inspirational badfic quotations.


(Marvola)
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Badfic - Sparklypoo)
Title: M.A.R.Y.S.U.E. Must Die! (1974)
Wordcount: ~13000
Rating: T
Genre: Crack!Fic
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC), Marvola Arwen Raevyn Yvette Salazara Umekiko Elfynchyld (OC), Sorting Hat, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Louisa Chambers (OC), Minerva McGonagall, Albus Dumbledore, Special Agent Sam "Boggart" Humphries (OC)
Pairings: Remus/Maggie, Remus/Marvola, Peter/Madeleine, James/Lily
Summary: A new girl arrives at Hogwarts. She's perfect. She's beautiful. She has curves in all the right places. Everyone loves her. Everyone except Madeleine and Maggie, that is.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - JP/LE PP HP - Secret Keeper)
Title: Secret Keepers: Keeper of Secrets (part 4)
Summary: Harry's experience of the last few days of his parents' lives.
Rating: PG
Characters: Harry, Lily, James, Sirius, Remus, Peter, Voldemort, Hagrid
Disclaimer: Harry Potter and the world he inhabits are the sole property of J.K. Rowling. I own none of this. Please don't sue me.
Author's Notes: If you haven't read the rest of my Secret Keepers trilogy, this will probably just confuse you. Tell me if you see typos.

Keeper of Secrets )
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - JP/LE PP HP - Secret Keeper)
Dear God! What am I writing? I should not be doing this. It's going to be part funny and part dumb. I don't know if it will fit with the drama of the rest of the series. I said at one point I had written James and Lily's deaths from everyone's POV but Harry's. Well, guess what....

first four paragraphs )
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
I was really expecting this chapter to be about Dumbledore's Army, but I can see that it's not quite time for that yet. Instead, we're off to the Little Hangleton graveyard (beware: original character!)....

([livejournal.com profile] chiv, do not read this yet!)

(Chapter 8: Eurydice)
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
After re-reading GoF, I've added this section to Chapter Seven of The Power of Two, where the twins, the trio and Ginny are searching the Forbidden Forest for yew branches. This exchange goes at the end of that scene.

Edit: [livejournal.com profile] chiv, don't you dare read this until you are done listening to Goblet of Fire!

The Yew Tree )
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
Right. I've got the first scene of chapter 7 written now. The twins go to meet with Ollivander about their proposed plan. Ollivander is as bloody difficult to write as Dumbledore! The pointing out of typos is appreciated. Anyway....


Wands )

EDIT: looks like I've finished chapter seven after all )
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
Erm...is anyone even reading this? I've had no comments on the last two chapters I've posted. I feel like I'm talking to the wall. Please let me know if this is any good. Hell, let me know if it's bloody awful and people are just being too nice to say so. Anyway, here's chapter six, which is quite short, but may be longer later. I should be asleep now.

Previous Chapters

Chapter Six )
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
Working a little more on my Weasley twin story. Weirdly and unintentionally, this story is mostly being told from the various perspectives of people around the twins, rather than the twins themselves. Today I am in Dumbledore's head.

The Power of Two: Chapter Five
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
Working on "The Power of Two", my post-OotP Weasley Twin story, in the two hours I have left at work. Posting as I write, since I am bored and haven't had so much as an e-mail all day. This story has stopped being grim and started being kind of funny, but that's the Weasley twins for you....

A Date at the Leaky Cauldron )
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
I've written not quite a chapter of my Weasley twin fic, "The Power of Two" (formerly "Half Dead") today, but I am too tired to go on, and I always post here when I've got something new, so here it is:

The Power of Two


I *think* I know what's going to happen....
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
There's more, and it's a little cheerier now, so you can be less afraid.

Half Dead
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - FW & GW - tPoT)
I've made a URL on my fanfic page for Half Dead, and I have posted everything I have written on that story so far, which now includes a scene involving my beloved muse, Remus. Also, I fixed a few typos.

Half Dead


I still feel like a terrible person for writing this at all....

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