pica_scribit: (Grindelwald Won)
Edited to make Kingsley trans, since that's my new headcanon for him.

Title: One Hell of a Woman
Word Count: 3100
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Underage
Relationships: Kingsley Shacklebolt/Helga Hufflepuff
Characters: Kingsley Shacklebolt, Quirinus Quirrell, Helga Hufflepuff, Statue Helga Hufflepuff, Original Male Character(s)
Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Canon Compliant, Black Male Character, Bisexual Male Character, Trans Male Character, Kingsley is bi and trans, Sexual Fantasy, Dream Sex, Frottage, Statues, Snarky Gargoyles, Hogwarts, Rare Characters, Rare Pairings, Trans Female Character, Podfic, Podfic Available, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes
Summary: In his final year at Hogwarts, Kingsley develops a fascination with his House's founder, leading to a strange encounter in the Hogwarts staffroom.

Bent over a thick book in the Hogwarts library, Kingsley found himself drawn into the world of the school's founders. Every now and then, he would encounter some fact or detail which might be useful for his project, and made note of it, but more often than not, he found himself sidetracked by anecdotes of Helga Hufflepuff's tolerance, good humour, and many rumoured love affairs.

She had been a woman ahead of her time. Not only was she the first of the founders to accept Muggleborn students without reservation; she had never discriminated on the grounds of race nor gender nor sexual orientation. Kingsley himself was a pure-blood wizard, but as a black, queer trans man, Hufflepuff's reputation for progressiveness was extremely relevant to his interests. It was said that Hufflepuff herself had never turned anyone away from her bed, regardless of gender, if they pleased her eye.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
I've now edited this fic, adding ~900 words to the smutty part, and recorded a podfic of the new version.

Title: Just Sex
Word Count: 6100
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, mentioned James Potter/Lily Evans Potter
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter
Additional Tags: Friendship, Romance, Getting Together, Shameless Smut, First War with Voldemort, top!Remus, Bottom!Sirius, One Night Stands, Friends to Lovers, Anal Sex, Secretly In Love With Each Other For Years, Coming Out, Podfic, Podfic Available, Podfic Length: 30-45 Minutes, Canon Compliant, Explicit Consent


Remus looked away. The truth was that he did want to bed Sirius. The knowledge that Sirius was willing and eager to have him made his palms sweat and his heart race. That did not make it a good idea. "I don't want to be one of your conquests, Padfoot. And I don't want to lose you as a friend."

Sirius's voice softened. "You wouldn't, Moony. That would never happen."

"You don't know that."

Sirius touched his arm, forcing Remus to meet his eyes. "You've been one of my best mates for eight years, Moony," he said gently. "We've been through so much together. We care about each other. Nothing's going to wreck that. It's just sex. It doesn't have to change anything."

Just sex. It was easy for Sirius to say that. But it would never be "just sex" for Remus. Not with Sirius.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Default)
Behold, I have written Hagrid fic. Hagrid does not get enough love in the fandom or in the fanfic, and the love he does get tends to be gross fetishisation around his enormous dong. This story explores how Hagrid feels about this kind of dehumanising objectification, as he reflects on his troubled sexual and romantic history. Also covered are the importance of consent and proper lubrication.

This story was co-inspired with alchemypotato's Hagrid's Big Problem. Some ideas are shared in common, and some are entirely my own.

NB: My Hagrid is bisexual and gender fluid.

Warnings: underage sexual coercion, human/centaur sexual relationship.

Please let me know if I have inadvertently done anything problematic, and I will fix it ASAP.

Dumbledore sighed. "You're a good lad, Rubeus, and I am a busy and forgetful man, not the attentive guardian a young man such as yourself needs. I have been remiss in your education. There is one very important lesson that every young person should learn. I am late in imparting it to you, and for that, I am truly sorry and humbly beg your forgiveness. The lesson is this: if you do not want to touch another person, or you do not want another person to touch you, you can always, always say no. No matter what the circumstances, you never forfeit that right. Your body belongs to you, and you alone. Do you understand, Rubeus?"

Hagrid had looked down at his hands, knotted together in his lap. "I jus' wanted them ter like me."

(Sorry I have been MIA lately. I had a couple of very busy months. I am champing at the fic-writing bit and will be back at it in April.)
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Title: Trans*Figured
Author: [personal profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~25,000
Genre: AU, romance, drama, angst, hurt/comfort
Rating: M
Warnings: Trans* character written by cis author, references to Dark magic, bullying, attempted suicide, transphobia, sexual activity between teenagers. Not a "born this way" trans* story; there's a magical twist for the magical world.
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Poppy Pomfrey, Mr & Mrs Lupin (OCs)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Remus has a secret: he's not a werewolf.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the Wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.
Note: I have tried to create a sensitive portrayal of a transgender character. I believe we need more trans* visibility in fanfiction. Obviously Remus's experiences are uniquely his own, and there is no single right way to be trans* or to feel about being trans*. It's possible I've made a mess of this, regardless of my intentions. If so, then I apologise and humbly ask for wise advice and/or resources to help me improve any problematic aspects of this story.

Sirius was quiet for a moment. Then he said, "We thought you might be a werewolf."

"What?" Remus almost laughed at the absurdity.

"Last year. James and I thought -- but the dates didn't quite match up. With the full moons, I mean."

"Well, I'm not."

"I know. All I meant was, we thought you might be, and we still wanted to be friends. Whatever you're not telling us -- how much worse could it be?"
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Here, have some sexyfuntimes with the pups. Isn't it nice when they are happy?

Sirius was warm and half asleep when he greeted Remus with a drowsy, open-mouthed kiss, but he began to wake up as Remus tugged at his teeshirt. By the time his pants slipped over his hips, he was hard.

"This is a nice dream," he sighed into Remus's ear.

"Want me to make it nicer?"

"Mmmm. Yes, please."

Trans*Figured, Chapter 9
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (magpie)
Title: Lazy Evening
Author: [personal profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~900
Genre: romance, fluff, smut
Rating: M
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Carlos the Scientist
Pairing: Cecil/Carlos
Summary: After the day's broadcast, Cecil goes home to Carlos. Spoilers for Episode 35, "Lazy Day".
Disclaimer: Welcome to Night Vale characters and the the world they inhabit are the property of Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, and Commonplace Books. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.
Note: Sorry about this. I could hardly resist after hearing the latest episode, and then a friend goaded me into it.

Carlos -- perfectly imperfect Carlos -- entered the bedroom a moment later, chest glistening with moisture, hips swathed in a towel. His beautiful hair fell in wet, black snakes over his forehead and ears, and almost to his shoulders. He grinned when he saw Cecil sitting on the bed.

"I thought I might be seeing you," he said, leaning down to greet his boyfriend with a damp kiss.

"Mmmm .... Were you listening to the show?" asked Cecil, tongue flicking out to taste Carlos's full lower lip.

"Always. You know I can't resist your 'radio voice'."
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
I've split Chapter 2 in half, since it was so much longer than all the others, which has bumped up the number of all subsequent chapters. Sorry for any confusion this may cause. Here, have some sexy fun times.

"Remus --"

"Hmmm?" said Remus again, eyeing one of Sirius's nipples and wondering what would happen if he applied his tongue to it.

"Y-you don't have to do this every time."

"I want to. I like touching you. Don't you like it?" His tongue flicked out, tasting pink.

Sirius made a sound. "Doesn't seem fair," he mumbled, "me getting off all the time."

"Mmmm," Remus rubbed his lips against the tiny nub. "Let me worry about 'fair'."

Trans*Figured, Chapter 8
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Sometimes I stay up all night just to finish a chapter. I am the Queen of Grown-Up Life Choices. I know I am probably making Sirius too nice and too perfect in this, but I don't really care. His purpose is to make sure Remus's existence and desires are validated all over the damn place.


"So sorry if me snogging my boyfriend makes you uncomfortable, Potter," said Sirius, not sounding sorry at all. "You never had any problem snogging Hathersage in front of us."

"That's different," said James.

"Is it, though?" asked Peter.

James looked thoughtful for a moment. "No. No, Pete's right; it's not. It's not fair that I can snog a girl or hold hands with her where people can see us, and no one makes a fuss, but you have to hide and keep things secret."

Trans*Figured, Chapter 6

Holy Crap!

Oct. 26th, 2013 01:57 pm
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Dear picascribit,

I am writing to inform you that you've been nominated for the following
category for the Fall-Winter 2013 Round of The HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards
(hpfanficfanpoll . livejournal . com):

CATEGORY: BEST A/U for "Highland Fling"

Rules, Timelines, and How to Nominate a Fic

To Make Nominations/Ask Questions: hpfanficfanpollmod@gmail.com
Nomination period: October 1st - October 28th, 2013
Voting period: November 1st - December 31st, 2013
Winners announced: by January 10th, 2014

ETA: I just realised my story is probably not eligible for consideration, since it was finished before the allowable time period. :( Ah, well. Still cool to be nominated.

pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Default)
I literally just finished writing this, so it is probably rife with typos. It was very important to me not to make Jehona just a helpless victim of Fenrir Greyback. I've tried hard to make her a whole person, with thoughts and desires and agency. I ended up liking her quite a lot. I spent most of this chapters wanting to shout at her to RUN, GIRL! I will warn you again: this story contains graphic rape, and it happens in this chapter.

~ Part III: In which Little Red Riding Hood meets the Big Bad Wolf ~

If you missed them, you can also access parts I and II through that link.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Default)
I've done it again, folks; I've vastly underestimated the length of the fic I'm writing. A Nasty Piece of Work was going to be a one-shot, then maybe a two-parter. Now I've settled on four parts, which I'm pretty sure is accurate, though part three may be a fair bit longer that the others. Parts one and two are now up at AO3, with 1300 words added since I last posted here. I'm more than halfway done with part three, and I will try to finish the whole thing tomorrow so that I can get back to the stuff I'm supposed to be working on.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Hermione)
Title: Against the Wall
Word Count: ~1900
Rating: M
Warnings: Forced voyeurism
Genre: Smut, slash, mostly PWP
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Sirius is irritable from his continued house arrest at Grimmauld Place, and Remus is tired of the way the Wizarding world looks down on him. They exact a little sweet revenge. Wall!sex with Walburga Black's portrait as an unwilling witness.
Notes: I blame all the filthy pervs at [livejournal.com profile] hp_adult for inspiring this one. I don't normally even write Second War fic.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
OK, so I've come to terms with the fact that there is no earthly way I can squeeze out a chapter of ACOC today and also get the sleep I need to function. Yes, I suck. Here, have some puppy-lovin' instead.

Title: Highland Fling (3/8?)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~7500 and counting…
Rating: M (getting there...)
Warnings: Hot M/M sex, Scottish Remus, American Sirius
Genre: Total romance novel, present-day non-magic AU
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down.
Note: I've added a glossary of Scots terms to the bottom of all posted chapters. Some of them may be obvious, but I have no idea what's intuitive for other people, especially non-native English speakers. Hope it helps!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.

His Aunt Fiona raised her eyebrows. "And how's it goin' wi' your laddie?"

Remus blushed and looked away. "I dinna ken. I think maybe I was wrong aboot him."

"The wa' he was lookin' at ye last night?" His aunt chuckled. "He couldna keep his een off ye! Nay, he fancies ye, right enough."

He made a face. "Weel, could ye tell him that? I dinna think he kens it, himself."

(Chapter Three: Amang the Bloomin' Heather)

[first chapter]
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Marauder's Map)
Question: I know not everyone is familiar with spoken or written Scots dialect. Would anyone like me to include some sort of glossary to make Remus's speech more intelligible?

Title: Highland Fling (2/8?) (now with pictures!)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~4400 and counting….
Rating: M (but…er…not yet)
Warnings: Hot M/M sex, Scottish Remus, American Sirius
Genre: Total romance novel, present-day non-magic AU
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Fiona Lupin (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down.
Note: An enormous THANK YOU to my Scot-picker, [livejournal.com profile] _jenc_, whose diligence keeps me from embarrassing myself in public (at least, anymore than I already do), and who has encouraged me and given great comment for years. This one's for you, babe!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.

He could tell right away that the third whiskey was something special. The aroma was completely different from that of the previous two, and when he brought it to his lips, the smooth, smoky flavor was like nothing he had ever tasted before. It sang in his throat without any of the burn the other liquor had carried.

When he lowered the glass, Remus was watching him. "Well?"

Sirius nodded. "It's good."

"Aye, it is."

Remus raised his own glass, closing his eyes and savoring the whiskey in his mouth for a long moment before swallowing. His tongue darted out to collect a drop that lingered on his lower lip, and Sirius realized he was staring again. He quickly buried his nose in his own glass before Remus could notice. If he didn't stop doing that, the other man might start to think he was gay, too, when really he was only a bit tipsy, and happened to be enjoying Remus's company.

(Chapter Two: Whiskey, You're the Devil)

[Chapter One]
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Some of you probably saw this posted to my journal the other day, but it just *won't leave me alone* so I've given it its own page now, and might be working ever so slightly on Chapter Two tonight. ([livejournal.com profile] _jenc_, you still okay to Scot-pick for me?)

Title: Highland Fling
Word Count: In progress...
Rating: M
Warnings: Scottish Remus, American Sirius, mention of past sexual assault and cottaging
Genre: Romance, present-day non-magic AU
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down.

"Auntie Fiona likes a bit o' help wi' the tourists, but honestly, I was just needin' to get away for a bit."

Sirius raised his glass in salute to the idea. "Right there with you. Do they not want you to do Geology or something?" He had warred long and hard with his own parents over his decision to minor in a "useless" subject like Art History.

"Nay, they were fine aboot the course," said Remus slowly. "It was more the other thing. Me wantin' to shag blokes. They dinna think much o' that."
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - MWPP - 1975)
Halfway through my epic roadtrip of epicness, reporting from somewhere in the Midwest. Here's the last of my backlog of chapters. Hopefully I will have another aCoC chapter for y'all by Saturday. Even though I've given this chapter an R rating for subject matter, I'm leaving it public since there's nothing explicit in it.

Title: A Cure For Nightmares, 4/8?
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~10,900 and counting
Genre: Drama, Romance, Non-Magic AU
Rating: R (so far, but will be NC-17)
Timeline: Marauders' 6th Year
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, and a few other familiar faces
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, mentioned James/Lily, Peter/OFC
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.

Chapter Synopsis: Sirius's daydreams are shattered when he learns Remus's secret.
Chapter Warnings: Non-explicit discussion of child sexual abuse, mentioned violent death of a child. Liberties taken with 1970's British boarding school culture.
Author's Note: I thought about changing Fenrir Greyback's name to something less wizardish, but I hadn't changed anyone else's names, so I left it.

Remus was hanging halfway out the open window, breathing in the cold, misty night air in deep ragged gasps. Sirius approached him somewhat warily. Remus was trembling, and Sirius did not think it was from cold.

"You all right?"

"Don't -- don't touch me," Remus gasped.

"I won't," promised Sirius.

Remus closed his eyes, took a couple more deep breaths, and drew his head back into the room. He turned and slid down the wall until he sat on the floor, his forehead resting on his drawn-up knees. Sirius sat down beside him uncertainly. For a long moment, neither boy spoke.

Remus broke the silence first. His voice was rough and muffled against the fabric of his pyjama-clad knees. "They think those bloody pills will help," he said bitterly. "What the fuck do they know?"

(Chapter Four: The Stolen Boy)

[Chapter One] [Chapter Two] [Chapter Three]
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (R/S Games Team Canon)
Look, I know this fic is really long, but it is SO DAMN GOOD (also hot). Ya'll need to go read it as soon as possible. And it's not even from my team!

Team: AU
Title: Sodom and Gainsborough
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Bad language, canon character death, violence, masturbation, oral and anal sex
Genre(s): Angst, Humour
Word Count: 55,300
Summary: Non magical AU - Remus Lupin is a miserable priest, caught up in a huge scandal. When Sirius Black (old flame and now astrophysicist) walks back into his life after 10 years, he finds himself getting a little more than he bargained for.
Notes: An absolutely, indescribably huge thank you to my beta annalupin, who was kind enough to hold my hand through the writing of this monstrosity, encourage me and sift through every last word.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the property of J.K. Rowling and Warner Brothers, no copy right infringement intended.
The poem “Lovers on a Park Bench” is the property of Samuel M. Johnson.
Prompt: Number 43, Phillip Glass, “Knee Play 5,”


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