pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
I didn't forget about Tuesday this time; I was just sitting on this post until I had something to give you guys. So here's the news of the week:

1) PDF ebook of the original 2005 version of Padfoot's Tale in all its cringe-worthy glory!

2) PDF ebook of Highland Fling! This is a newly-edited version, with a few small changes, including a short scene added to the end of Chapter One. It may be a cheesy romance, but this is easily one of the stories I am proudest of. (NOTE: New versions of Ch 4-11 are not up on the website yet. Coming soon!) Up now!

3) Last but certainly not least, NEW FIC! Allow me to present an itty-bitty, fluffy sequel to Highland Fling, which I just wrote this morning:

Title: Wolf Stone Jewelers
Author: [personal profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~710
Rating: K+
Warnings: Scottish!Remus, American!Sirius
Genre: Fluffy romance, present-day non-magic AU
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Flufftastic fluff! What more do you really need to know?
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Hermione)
Title: Against the Wall
Word Count: ~1900
Rating: M
Warnings: Forced voyeurism
Genre: Smut, slash, mostly PWP
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Sirius is irritable from his continued house arrest at Grimmauld Place, and Remus is tired of the way the Wizarding world looks down on him. They exact a little sweet revenge. Wall!sex with Walburga Black's portrait as an unwilling witness.
Notes: I blame all the filthy pervs at [livejournal.com profile] hp_adult for inspiring this one. I don't normally even write Second War fic.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Some of you probably saw this posted to my journal the other day, but it just *won't leave me alone* so I've given it its own page now, and might be working ever so slightly on Chapter Two tonight. ([livejournal.com profile] _jenc_, you still okay to Scot-pick for me?)

Title: Highland Fling
Word Count: In progress...
Rating: M
Warnings: Scottish Remus, American Sirius, mention of past sexual assault and cottaging
Genre: Romance, present-day non-magic AU
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down.


Excerpt:
"Auntie Fiona likes a bit o' help wi' the tourists, but honestly, I was just needin' to get away for a bit."

Sirius raised his glass in salute to the idea. "Right there with you. Do they not want you to do Geology or something?" He had warred long and hard with his own parents over his decision to minor in a "useless" subject like Art History.

"Nay, they were fine aboot the course," said Remus slowly. "It was more the other thing. Me wantin' to shag blokes. They dinna think much o' that."
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - MWPP - 1975)
Title: A Cure For Nightmares
Wordcount: ~35,000
Genre: Drama, Romance, Non-Magic AU
Rating: M
Warnings: Explicit sex, drug use, self-harm, past violence and sexual abuse. Liberties taken with 1970's British boarding school culture.
Major Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Sylvia Lupin (OC), Marcellus Lupin (OC)
Main Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Synopsis: There's a mysterious new boy at St Godric's, and Sirius can't stop thinking about him, but the secret Remus is keeping might break Sirius's heart.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Title: Just Sex
Word Count: ~5300
Rating: M
Genre: Smut, Romance, Fluff
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Synopsis: Remus and Sirius find out that sex complicates things. But not always in a bad way. (Dec 1979)
Author's Note: Not part of my usual head-canon.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the Wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
(Formerly a Very Secret Post on my Very Secret Filter)

Title: Take This Longing
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Word Count: 9204
Genre: Drama, Angst, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, strong language, dirty talk, jealousy, suspected infidelity, violent images, no happy ending because canon is a cruel mistress.
Timeline: April 1981
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter, Unnamed Flirtatious Muggle (OC), Albus Dumbledore, Alexandre d'Argenson (OC), Amabilis (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, hints of Remus/OMC and Sirius/OMC
Synopsis: If Remus doesn't need him anymore, then what's the point of anything?
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the Wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended. Please don't sue me. Take This Longing lyrics are the property of Leonard Cohen.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] rs_games 2010. This was a bit of a change for me. I don't usually do first person narrative, but Sirius wanted to tell you this story in his own words. For someone who hates confrontation almost as much as Remus does, I find it surprisingly easy to write snarky, angry dialogue. Lord, how I've missed writing porn!


Excerpt:
It seems like everything is moving away from me these days. Father and Regulus are dead. We hardly ever see Andromeda and her family anymore. Peter's too busy looking after his sick mother to keep in touch. There's still James, obviously, but he's got Lily and Harry to think of now. Even the Aurors decided they didn't want me, because apparently loving you and working in law enforcement was a "conflict of interests".

I could live with all that. Sure, I'd growl and rage and shake my fist at the sky, but so long as I still had you, I could grit my teeth and get through anything the world threw at us. But if I'm losing you, too, then what have I got left, Moony? What's the point of me? Of everything I've ever done? What is there left to fight for?


Title: Menage a Trois
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Word Count: 6262
Genre: Smutty, smutty smut. Also? Smut. Not quite PWP, but almost, with a helping of hurt/comfort tacked on at the end.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Aside from it being a M/M/M threesome involving an OC? Nothing too kinky. Some French pillowtalk.
Timeline: 10 March 1981
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Alexandre d'Argenson (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/OMC
Synopsis: Remus wants something a bit different for his 21st birthday, and of course Sirius can refuse him nothing. This is what might have happened if Alexandre had had a couple more days to get to know Remus and Sirius before he and Remus went on their disasterous French mission.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the Wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: This was written largely for my own perverted amusement, and does not fit with my personal canon of Remus/Sirius's continuity, but after what I did to poor Alexandre in my [livejournal.com profile] rs_games fic, I couldn't very well refuse him when he asked for this.


Excerpt:
"Are you jealous, Padfoot?" The bastard sounded amused.

"No," Sirius said too quickly. "Why? Should I be?"

A little huffing laugh tickled his ear. "He's not planning to steal me from you, if that's what you're worried about. If you hadn't been so busy noticing him noticing me, you might've noticed him noticing you, too. Not that I could blame him."

That gave Sirius pause. "He was?"

"Mm-hmm. He wants both of us. Together."
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - MWPP - Conspiracy)
Title: A Conspiracy of Cartographers, Year Two (1972-1973)
Word Count: In progress...
Rating: T
Genre: Drama, Coming-of-Age
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Severus Snape and many more
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius pre-slash, other pairings implied or mentioned
Synopsis: Remus faces challenges to his self-confidence, and must find the courage to face his friends and himself when his secret is revealed.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - MWPP - Conspiracy)
I was bit by a late-night bunny....

Title: Brush With Destiny
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Word Count: 487
Genre: Drama, Fluff
Rating: G
Timeline: Dec 1960
Characters: Sylvia Lupin (OC), Marcellus Lupin (OC), Remus Lupin, Pentronella (OC), Sirius Black, Walburga Black
Pairing(s): Sort of Remus/Sirius
Synopsis: A forgotten encounter at a Ministry of Magic Christmas party.
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: The only way this could be more pre-slash would be if Sylvia Lupin and Walburga Black bumped pregnant bellies.


Brush With Destiny )
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Title: Rumours of My Death
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Word Count: 394
Genre: Drama, Romance
Rating: PG-13 for language and implied sex
Timeline: First War
Characters: Remus, Sirius, James
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Synopsis: The rumours of Remus's death have been greatly exaggerated, much to Sirius's relief.
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: Just a tiny little Remus/Sirius ficlet tonight, I'm afraid. This is what my brain does while I'm at work. At some point I will incorporate this into a much longer First War-era Remus/Sirius fic, with actual nookie.

Rumours of My Death )
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - MWPP - Conspiracy)
Title: A Conspiracy of Cartographers (1966-1972)
Status: ~93000
Rating: T
Genre: Drama, Coming-of-Age
Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Lily Evans, Severus Snape, and many others....
Pairings: Remus/Sirius pre-slash, other pairings implied or mentioned
Summary: A young wizard with a secret comes to Hogwarts and discovers that making friends is not so impossible as he thought.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Title: Painting Music
Fandom: Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan.
Word Count: ~3000
Rating: M
Genre: Fluff, Romance, Slash
Pairing(s): Paul/Noah
Synopsis: PWP in Noah's studio, just in time for Paul's 16th birthday.
Author's Note: Oh my God! It's not Potterfic! What is the world coming to? What has this book done to my braaaaaaaaain?!


Excerpt:
"What is it?"

His eyes turn away from the painting and find mine. "It's what it feels like, kissing you," he says quietly. His eyes are very green, and his expression is unfathomable. "But I can't get it quite right. Help me?"

Entranced by his eyes, I slowly raise my hand to wrap around his, holding the brush, and I lean in to kiss him.

Suddenly, my back is against the wall, and Noah's mouth is on mine, bruising. My hands clutch at the fabric of his shirt, and his slide up under mine, feeling the bare skin of my back. Noah's whole body is pressed to mine, like he's dying and I've got what he needs to survive. I feel dizzy, like we're at the center of the rotation of the universe, and everything is spinning but us.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - Trio - Growing up)
Title: The Dursleys' Worst Nightmare
Wordcount: ~2700
Rating: K+
Genre: Fluff, friendship, romance
Characters: Dudley Dursley, Cho Chang, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Percy Weasley, Romilda Vane, Rubeus Hagrid
Summary: At Harry and Ginny's wedding, Dudley discovers that every girl in the Wizarding world wants to meet famous Harry Potter's cousin.
Author's Notes: I love writing odd pairings, and after Deathly Hallows, I really wanted to see Dudley continue to grow as a person.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Doctor Who - Ninth Doctor)
Title: In Dreams Alone
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG
Warning: Spoilers for Doomsday
Word Count: 422
Genre: Angst
Characters: Ten/Rose
Synopsis: The dreams are the only thing that seem real anymore.
Disclaimer: I own nothing relating to Doctor Who. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: My first Doctor Who fic. Please be gentle. I've only been a fan for a little more than a week, and I've only seen seasons one and two. Feedback is my drug of choice.

(In Dreams Alone)
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - Trio - Growing up)
Title: Primal
Word Count: ~700
Rating: M
Warning: Torture, threats of rape
Genre: Drama, Romance
Characters: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Bellatrix Lestrange, Fenrir Greyback, Bill Weasley, Fleur Delacour
Pairing: Ron/Hermione
Synopsis: The trio escape from Malfoy Manor to Shell Cottage. Ron and Hermione are glad to be alive. Missing scene from Ch. 23 of Deathly Hallows. (March 1998)
Author's Note: My first Deathly Hallows fic! Ooh! This plot bunny would not leave me alone last night when I re-read Ch 23 with my heart aching for these two, nor all day today. This is also the first time I have written a completely different take on a scenario I had written before (in this case, Ron and Hermione's first time).

Excerpt:
"Hermione," he murmured, voice rough with a despair that wrenched at her heart.

She tried to say his name, but her throat was torn and swollen from screaming. Muscles trembling with effort, she she squeezed his fingers in response.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Slytherin - RB/SS - So HAWT!)
Title: That Awful Boy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6005 (oneshot)
Genre: Drama, Romance, Teen, Het, Smut
Warnings: Underage sex, mind-altering drugs potions
Characters: Severus, Lily, Harlow "Harry" Evans, Rose Evans, Petunia
Pairing(s): Severus/Lily
Synopsis: In the summer before their seventh year, Lily and Severus attempt to renew their friendship with mixed results.
Timeline: August 1977
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: This story is dedicated to anyone who remembers what it was like to be seventeen.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - Trio - Growing up)
Title: Linked
Rating: K+
Word Count: ~1700
Genre: Drama, Light Slash
Pairing: Harry/Neville
Synopsis: In the days following the Battle of the Department of Mysteries, Harry can't sleep. He decides to talk to the one person who might understand.
Note: I don't write trio-generation fic very often, and I never write trio-generation slash. But I've been rereading OotP, and this tiny, fluffy bunny would not leave me alone tonight. Why is there no Harry/Neville comm on LJ?

Excerpt:
Ever since that horrible night the previous week, and the dawn revelations in Dumbledore's office, Harry had been very aware of Neville. Watching his movements, listening to his words, noticing quirks of his personality he had never seen before. Neville, who might so easily have had Harry's life, had it not been for some unfathomable notion of Voldemort's that Harry posed the greater threat.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - McGonagall is Evil!)
Title: Gryffindor on the Cusp of Slytherin
Rating: PG-13
Status: Complete (~6900 words)
Genre: Drama, AU
Characters: Lina McLaggen, Tom Riddle, Walburga Black, unnamed elderly witch (OC), Jovis McLaggen (OC), Albus Dumbledore, Myrtle Jorkins, Armando Dippet, Galatea Merrythought, Claudia Zeller (OC), Miss Bones (OC)
Pairings: Tom/Lina
Timeline: 1942-1943
Summary: A Gryffindor girl learns why Slytherin boys are better left alone.
A/N: If you think Lina is an OC, think again. This story serves in part to demonstrate my theory that a certain well-known Potterverse character is not all she seems. Also, it was a hell of a lot of fun to write.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Slytherin - Madeleine Yaxley)
Title: The Education of Madeleine Yaxley (1974 - 1975)
Wordcount: ~16,000
Rating: M
Warnings: Underage sexual activity, sexual abuse, attempted rape, masturbation, dubious consent, group sex, incest
Genre: Drama, Smut, Coming-of-Age
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Cartimandua Venuti-Yaxley (OC), Cartimandua's unnamed lover (OC), Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Bellatrix Lestrange, Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Horace Slughorn, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew
Pairings: Madeleine/Everyone, Rodolphus/Bellatrix, Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Narcissa, Rabastan/Bellatrix, Rodolphus/Rabastan
Summary: Madeleine Yaxley tries to be a good pure-blood girl, but when you're 15, sometimes it's hard to know what the rules are.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Tortall - Roger & Alanna)
This post is meant to serve only as a comments archive for some of my other fandom fics. Please feel free to ignore it.

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