pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Marauder's Map)
Oops. My hand slipped.

Title: A Night Off From the War
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: James/Lily, Remus/Sirius, James/Lily/Remus/Sirius,
Characters: Lily, James, Remus, Sirius
Additional Tags: First War with Voldemort, Canon Compliant, Recreational Drug Use, Group Sex, Bi-Curiosity, First Time, Fellatio, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Anal Sex, Masturbation, Vaginal Sex, Friends With Benefits, Voyeurism, Explicit Consent, Friendship, Pregnant Sex
Summary: The war rages on. Lily and her friends need a break, and James has always been a little curious.... (June 1980)

Excerpt:
Sirius sniffed his goblet. "Should you be experimenting with potions in your condition?"

"It's safe," she assured him. "I double-checked all the ingredients. I brewed it a little strong. This dose should give us a pleasant evening."

"I've heard this stuff can have ... interesting side effects," said Remus.

Lily could not hide a smile. "It can. But we're among friends here."

Sirius frowned suspiciously. "What side effects?"

"Euphoria elixir has a reputation for lowering inhibitions," Remus told him.

Sirius's eyebrows rose. "And we haven't tried it before now, why exactly?"
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (magpie)
Title: Lazy Evening
Author: [personal profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~900
Genre: romance, fluff, smut
Rating: M
Fandom: Welcome to Night Vale
Characters: Cecil Palmer, Carlos the Scientist
Pairing: Cecil/Carlos
Summary: After the day's broadcast, Cecil goes home to Carlos. Spoilers for Episode 35, "Lazy Day".
Disclaimer: Welcome to Night Vale characters and the the world they inhabit are the property of Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, and Commonplace Books. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.
Note: Sorry about this. I could hardly resist after hearing the latest episode, and then a friend goaded me into it.

Excerpt:
Carlos -- perfectly imperfect Carlos -- entered the bedroom a moment later, chest glistening with moisture, hips swathed in a towel. His beautiful hair fell in wet, black snakes over his forehead and ears, and almost to his shoulders. He grinned when he saw Cecil sitting on the bed.

"I thought I might be seeing you," he said, leaning down to greet his boyfriend with a damp kiss.

"Mmmm .... Were you listening to the show?" asked Cecil, tongue flicking out to taste Carlos's full lower lip.

"Always. You know I can't resist your 'radio voice'."
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Hermione)
Title: Against the Wall
Word Count: ~1900
Rating: M
Warnings: Forced voyeurism
Genre: Smut, slash, mostly PWP
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Sirius is irritable from his continued house arrest at Grimmauld Place, and Remus is tired of the way the Wizarding world looks down on him. They exact a little sweet revenge. Wall!sex with Walburga Black's portrait as an unwilling witness.
Notes: I blame all the filthy pervs at [livejournal.com profile] hp_adult for inspiring this one. I don't normally even write Second War fic.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
OK, so I've come to terms with the fact that there is no earthly way I can squeeze out a chapter of ACOC today and also get the sleep I need to function. Yes, I suck. Here, have some puppy-lovin' instead.

Title: Highland Fling (3/8?)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~7500 and counting…
Rating: M (getting there...)
Warnings: Hot M/M sex, Scottish Remus, American Sirius
Genre: Total romance novel, present-day non-magic AU
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down.
Note: I've added a glossary of Scots terms to the bottom of all posted chapters. Some of them may be obvious, but I have no idea what's intuitive for other people, especially non-native English speakers. Hope it helps!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.


Excerpt:
His Aunt Fiona raised her eyebrows. "And how's it goin' wi' your laddie?"

Remus blushed and looked away. "I dinna ken. I think maybe I was wrong aboot him."

"The wa' he was lookin' at ye last night?" His aunt chuckled. "He couldna keep his een off ye! Nay, he fancies ye, right enough."

He made a face. "Weel, could ye tell him that? I dinna think he kens it, himself."


(Chapter Three: Amang the Bloomin' Heather)

[first chapter]
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Marauder's Map)
Question: I know not everyone is familiar with spoken or written Scots dialect. Would anyone like me to include some sort of glossary to make Remus's speech more intelligible?

Title: Highland Fling (2/8?) (now with pictures!)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit (complete fic archive)
Word Count: ~4400 and counting….
Rating: M (but…er…not yet)
Warnings: Hot M/M sex, Scottish Remus, American Sirius
Genre: Total romance novel, present-day non-magic AU
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Fiona Lupin (OC), Maggie Lewis (OC)
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down.
Note: An enormous THANK YOU to my Scot-picker, [livejournal.com profile] _jenc_, whose diligence keeps me from embarrassing myself in public (at least, anymore than I already do), and who has encouraged me and given great comment for years. This one's for you, babe!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.


Excerpt:
He could tell right away that the third whiskey was something special. The aroma was completely different from that of the previous two, and when he brought it to his lips, the smooth, smoky flavor was like nothing he had ever tasted before. It sang in his throat without any of the burn the other liquor had carried.

When he lowered the glass, Remus was watching him. "Well?"

Sirius nodded. "It's good."

"Aye, it is."

Remus raised his own glass, closing his eyes and savoring the whiskey in his mouth for a long moment before swallowing. His tongue darted out to collect a drop that lingered on his lower lip, and Sirius realized he was staring again. He quickly buried his nose in his own glass before Remus could notice. If he didn't stop doing that, the other man might start to think he was gay, too, when really he was only a bit tipsy, and happened to be enjoying Remus's company.


(Chapter Two: Whiskey, You're the Devil)

[Chapter One]
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Some of you probably saw this posted to my journal the other day, but it just *won't leave me alone* so I've given it its own page now, and might be working ever so slightly on Chapter Two tonight. ([livejournal.com profile] _jenc_, you still okay to Scot-pick for me?)

Title: Highland Fling
Word Count: In progress...
Rating: M
Warnings: Scottish Remus, American Sirius, mention of past sexual assault and cottaging
Genre: Romance, present-day non-magic AU
Pairing: Remus/Sirius
Summary: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland in order to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down.


Excerpt:
"Auntie Fiona likes a bit o' help wi' the tourists, but honestly, I was just needin' to get away for a bit."

Sirius raised his glass in salute to the idea. "Right there with you. Do they not want you to do Geology or something?" He had warred long and hard with his own parents over his decision to minor in a "useless" subject like Art History.

"Nay, they were fine aboot the course," said Remus slowly. "It was more the other thing. Me wantin' to shag blokes. They dinna think much o' that."
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Title: Just Sex
Word Count: ~5300
Rating: M
Genre: Smut, Romance, Fluff
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius
Synopsis: Remus and Sirius find out that sex complicates things. But not always in a bad way. (Dec 1979)
Author's Note: Not part of my usual head-canon.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the Wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended.
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
(Formerly a Very Secret Post on my Very Secret Filter)

Title: Take This Longing
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Word Count: 9204
Genre: Drama, Angst, Smut
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit sex, strong language, dirty talk, jealousy, suspected infidelity, violent images, no happy ending because canon is a cruel mistress.
Timeline: April 1981
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Harry Potter, Unnamed Flirtatious Muggle (OC), Albus Dumbledore, Alexandre d'Argenson (OC), Amabilis (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, hints of Remus/OMC and Sirius/OMC
Synopsis: If Remus doesn't need him anymore, then what's the point of anything?
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the Wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended. Please don't sue me. Take This Longing lyrics are the property of Leonard Cohen.
Author's Note: Written for the [livejournal.com profile] rs_games 2010. This was a bit of a change for me. I don't usually do first person narrative, but Sirius wanted to tell you this story in his own words. For someone who hates confrontation almost as much as Remus does, I find it surprisingly easy to write snarky, angry dialogue. Lord, how I've missed writing porn!


Excerpt:
It seems like everything is moving away from me these days. Father and Regulus are dead. We hardly ever see Andromeda and her family anymore. Peter's too busy looking after his sick mother to keep in touch. There's still James, obviously, but he's got Lily and Harry to think of now. Even the Aurors decided they didn't want me, because apparently loving you and working in law enforcement was a "conflict of interests".

I could live with all that. Sure, I'd growl and rage and shake my fist at the sky, but so long as I still had you, I could grit my teeth and get through anything the world threw at us. But if I'm losing you, too, then what have I got left, Moony? What's the point of me? Of everything I've ever done? What is there left to fight for?


Title: Menage a Trois
Author: [livejournal.com profile] pica_scribit
Word Count: 6262
Genre: Smutty, smutty smut. Also? Smut. Not quite PWP, but almost, with a helping of hurt/comfort tacked on at the end.
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Aside from it being a M/M/M threesome involving an OC? Nothing too kinky. Some French pillowtalk.
Timeline: 10 March 1981
Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Alexandre d'Argenson (OC)
Pairing(s): Remus/Sirius, Remus/Sirius/OMC
Synopsis: Remus wants something a bit different for his 21st birthday, and of course Sirius can refuse him nothing. This is what might have happened if Alexandre had had a couple more days to get to know Remus and Sirius before he and Remus went on their disasterous French mission.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters and the Wizarding world are the sole property of J. K. Rowling. I own nothing except my own ideas, and make no profit. No copyright infringement is intended. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: This was written largely for my own perverted amusement, and does not fit with my personal canon of Remus/Sirius's continuity, but after what I did to poor Alexandre in my [livejournal.com profile] rs_games fic, I couldn't very well refuse him when he asked for this.


Excerpt:
"Are you jealous, Padfoot?" The bastard sounded amused.

"No," Sirius said too quickly. "Why? Should I be?"

A little huffing laugh tickled his ear. "He's not planning to steal me from you, if that's what you're worried about. If you hadn't been so busy noticing him noticing me, you might've noticed him noticing you, too. Not that I could blame him."

That gave Sirius pause. "He was?"

"Mm-hmm. He wants both of us. Together."
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Title: Painting Music
Fandom: Boy Meets Boy by David Levithan.
Word Count: ~3000
Rating: M
Genre: Fluff, Romance, Slash
Pairing(s): Paul/Noah
Synopsis: PWP in Noah's studio, just in time for Paul's 16th birthday.
Author's Note: Oh my God! It's not Potterfic! What is the world coming to? What has this book done to my braaaaaaaaain?!


Excerpt:
"What is it?"

His eyes turn away from the painting and find mine. "It's what it feels like, kissing you," he says quietly. His eyes are very green, and his expression is unfathomable. "But I can't get it quite right. Help me?"

Entranced by his eyes, I slowly raise my hand to wrap around his, holding the brush, and I lean in to kiss him.

Suddenly, my back is against the wall, and Noah's mouth is on mine, bruising. My hands clutch at the fabric of his shirt, and his slide up under mine, feeling the bare skin of my back. Noah's whole body is pressed to mine, like he's dying and I've got what he needs to survive. I feel dizzy, like we're at the center of the rotation of the universe, and everything is spinning but us.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Comm - hp_adult - Plot Bunny Hat)
This is where I post links to my responses to the monthly challenges issued on [livejournal.com profile] hp_adult. All fics are rated R or NC-17.

2007
September - One Hell of a Woman, Kingsley/Helga, Hogwarts Staff Room
October - Thrall, Ron/Lorcan d'Eath/Molly, Azkaban, Flying Motorcycle
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Slytherin - RB/SS - So HAWT!)
Title: That Awful Boy
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6005 (oneshot)
Genre: Drama, Romance, Teen, Het, Smut
Warnings: Underage sex, mind-altering drugs potions
Characters: Severus, Lily, Harlow "Harry" Evans, Rose Evans, Petunia
Pairing(s): Severus/Lily
Synopsis: In the summer before their seventh year, Lily and Severus attempt to renew their friendship with mixed results.
Timeline: August 1977
Disclaimer: I am not J. K. Rowling. I own nothing. Please don't sue me.
Author's Note: This story is dedicated to anyone who remembers what it was like to be seventeen.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Slytherin - Madeleine Yaxley)
Title: The Education of Madeleine Yaxley (1974 - 1975)
Wordcount: ~16,000
Rating: M
Warnings: Underage sexual activity, sexual abuse, attempted rape, masturbation, dubious consent, group sex, incest
Genre: Drama, Smut, Coming-of-Age
Characters: Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Cartimandua Venuti-Yaxley (OC), Cartimandua's unnamed lover (OC), Rabastan Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange, Bellatrix Lestrange, Narcissa Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, Horace Slughorn, James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew
Pairings: Madeleine/Everyone, Rodolphus/Bellatrix, Lucius/Narcissa, Bellatrix/Narcissa, Rabastan/Bellatrix, Rodolphus/Rabastan
Summary: Madeleine Yaxley tries to be a good pure-blood girl, but when you're 15, sometimes it's hard to know what the rules are.
pica_scribit: Pica Pica (Gryffindor - Trio - Growing up)
Title: Tales of the Second War: The Night Before
Rating: M
Warning:: Brief torture, discussion of rape
Status: Complete
Genre: Romance, Humour, Drama, Angst
Characters: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Harry Potter, Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom, Remus Lupin, Ernie MacMillan, Luna Lovegood, Peter Pettigrew, Madeleine Yaxley (OC), Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Malfoy, Voldemort, Draco Malfoy
Pairing: Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Remus/Hermione, Ernie/Luna, Peter/OFC, Neville/Harry/Ginny, Remus/Sirius
Summary: Spinoff from The Power of Two, taking place during Chapter 11, and looking at what a few other characters are doing on the eve of the final battle. (Spring 1998)
pica_scribit: (Gryffindor - RL/SB - Tender)
Title: A Polyjuice Duet
Wordcount: ~7800
Rating: M
Warning: gender-bending polyjuice sex, girl!Sirius
Genre: Humour, Smut
Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Sirius discovers an interesting book in the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts library. Polyjuice hijinks ensue. (Marauders' 7th year)

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