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Title: A Polyjuice Duet
Wordcount: ~7800
Rating: M
Warning: gender-bending polyjuice sex, girl!Sirius
Genre: Humour, Smut
Pairings: Remus/Sirius
Summary: Sirius discovers an interesting book in the Restricted Section of the Hogwarts library. Polyjuice hijinks ensue. (Marauders' 7th year)

Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2007-01-08 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
Comment here on Moste Potente Potions.

Re: Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2007-03-13 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cybeleadam.livejournal.com
(Comments written while I was reading)

You're smiling about a book. This is usually a signal to be worried.
lol Worrying indeed! ^^

What you said last summer. About what would it be like to, you know, with a girl.
Oh! It's even "worse" than what Remus expected, I'm sure! lol

Lily... Sirius wants Remus to "you know" with Lily! (Well, him looking like Lily, but still...) Something's bound to go wrong. James will know, won't he?

"It's just -- well, Prongs is my best friend and he never got to see this or touch this or -- or anything." Then the wicked expression was back. "Would you be jealous if I slipped this soft body between Prongs's sheets one night? Maybe as a birthday present?"
lol Sirius has the craziest ideas one can have (not that it's surprising, but it's still so funny!).

Oh God (or Merlin, or both)! It really wasn't the right moment to enter the room...

You might even laugh / I might even kill you both
It'll be hard to make him laugh, I guess...

My turn next time? / In the Shack next time
That will be better, yes... Even if you never know. Something has to happen in part two, so... Well, I'll find out in a moment. ^^

Re: Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2007-03-14 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
Hee! I like the running commentary. It's neat to watch someone enjoying something, and see what they think along the way. One of the reasons I love watching my favourite films with people who have not seen them before.

Re: Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2007-03-14 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cybeleadam.livejournal.com
I don't enjoy that much watching a movie I like with someone who hasn't see it yet because it's so hard not to say anything that would ruin the suspense... But I do like that kind of comments. One of my readers do that every time, and it always amuses me.

Re: Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2007-10-30 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brighty18.livejournal.com
Oh, my gawd, but that was funny. Sexy, too, but funny. I've often thought about sexual uses for Polyjuice!

I loved the fact that Remus still watned Sirius to be himself. That makes a lot of sense, actually.

Oh, and I went back and read some of your user info. It's funny, I try to avoid non-canonical nicknames, too - although I've been known to do it in pre-Fifth Year fics. However, I really HATE Siri. Mostly because it is my boss' wife's name and I hate to picture Sirius Black as a (very pretty) Jewish soccer mom driving a Ford Expedition.

Re: Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2007-10-30 04:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
*giggle* Thanks! You know if Polyjuice existed in our world, people would use it for stuff like that all the time. There would be a trade in celebrity DNA just for that. Imagine how much one of James Dean's hairs would sell for!

I hate to picture Sirius Black as a (very pretty) Jewish soccer mom driving a Ford Expedition.

I dunno, I think that sounds awesome! :p

Re: Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2010-06-15 09:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rsourz.livejournal.com
Thanks for that it was reallyy good :)

Re: Moste Potente Potions

Date: 2010-06-15 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
Thank you! I hope you're finding the fics you need to get you out of your rut.

That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-01-08 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
Comment here on That Time of the Month.

Re: That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-03-13 09:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cybeleadam.livejournal.com
Oh, poor Remus! lol Four hours (at least) in that state... Very unlucky!
This fic made me laugh a lot. There are so many funny lines...

I said, 'all right, you fucking poofter'." "Interesting choice of words, considering that I am pretty much begging you for girlsex," Sirius mused.(Exactly what I thought too - of course ^^) / He had spent most of the morning asking if he could transfigure various items of Remus's clothing into frilly frocks and slinky dresses. Remus drew the line when he started talking about changing his favourite pair of pants into lacy pink knickers. / actually, knowing you, you'd go get some prefect's list with everyone's name on it and narrow it down methodically (I would do that, too! lol) / Prongs wanted to turn you into Snivellus, but I talked him out of it. / Trust me, Padfoot; you don't want to go there.

In short, it really was a very amusing idea. ^_^

Oh, and...

"What do you think would happen if you took polyjuice right before the full moon rose?"
Good question! But, of course, it's probably better not to try.

Re: That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-03-14 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
Thank you again! I'm glad you were amused.

Re: That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-03-14 08:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cybeleadam.livejournal.com
I was precisely laughing again a few minutes ago because my sister told me that, at the post office where they had just received a brand new collection of Harry Potter stamps, they were offering fruit juice that they called Polyjuice Potion (it was even in a plastic cauldron), and of course it reminded me of this fic. ^^

Re: That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-10-30 04:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brighty18.livejournal.com
That was hilarious! Poor Remus!

Re: That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-10-30 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
Heh. Thanks. It was just too fun an idea to resist.

Re: That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-11-12 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] marauder-s-mad.livejournal.com
A great story, very original and so funny ! I loved it :)

Re: That Time of the Month

Date: 2007-11-12 08:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pica-scribit.livejournal.com
*beams* Thank you!

Date: 2010-06-15 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rsourz.livejournal.com
Yeah I think so - I'm also reading Philosophers Stone again, which is niiice, despite a distinct lack of puppies :P

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